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AT THE THIRSTY GOAT, THERE IS SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE! WITH A VARIETY OF TOPPINGS, GLUTEN FREE CRUST, AND VEGAN CHEESE AVAILABLE, WE ARE CONFIDENT THAT YOU CAN HAVE YOUR PIZZA AND BEER WHICHEVER WAY SUITS YOU MOST! BECAUSE AT THE THIRSTY GOAT, IT’S WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR GOAT!
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SHAREABLES
$11
The Drama Queen Flatbread
A little tangy, a little sweet, with a cream cheese base, Monterey Jack & Cheddar cheese, black pepper, housemade pickles, bacon, & finished with a honey drizzle
$11
$11
The Broseph Flatbread
Beer cheese base, sprinkle of Mozzarella, Italian sausage, bacon, jalapenos, & side of beard BBQ sauce
$11
$11
The Mean Girl Flatbread
Feeling saucy? Our version of buffalo chicken with cream cheese base, Monterey Jack & Cheddar cheese, smoked chicken, topped with buffalo sauce drizzle. Served with side of ranch
$11
$9
The Caprese Flatbread
Olive oil base, Mozzarella cheese, fresh tomatoes, finished with a drizzle of balsamic glaze & fresh basil
$9
$6
The Savory Flatbread
Garlic olive oil base, topped with a cheese blend of Mozzarella, Provolone, Monterey Jack & Cheddar cheese, a shake of black pepper, served with a side of house made red sauce
$6
$7
The Spicy Flatbread
Garlic olive oil base, topped with a cheese blend of Mozzarella, Provolone, Monterey Jack & Cheddar cheese, pickled jalapeno, & a shake of red pepper flakes, served with a side of honey
$7
$6
The Sweet Flatbread
Butter base sprinkled with cinnamon sugar, & topped with icing
$6
Dressing comes on the side
$13
The Goat House
Arcadian lettuce, ham, bacon, a blend of Monterey Jack and Cheddar cheese, egg, tomato, and bagel croutons, topped with house made ranch dressing
$13
$13
The Very Berry Salad (CONTAINS NUTS)
Arcadian lettuce, strawberries, blueberries, smoked chicken, bacon, goat cheese, candied walnuts, topped with house made poppy seed dressing
$13
$13
The Smokehouse Salad
Arcadian lettuce, smoked chicken, bacon, red onion, goat cheese, and a blend of Monterey Jack and Cheddar cheese topped with sour cream and house-made BBQ vinaigrette
$13
PIZZAS
$15
The Kaisley
House made red sauce base topped with a cheese blend of mozzarella and provolone, black olives, mushroom, and pineapple, finished with fresh spinach
$15
$15
The Crazy Ex
Cream cheese base topped with a blend of Monterey Jack and Cheddar cheese, bacon, pickled jalapeno, shake of black pepper, finished with a honey drizzle
$15
$18
The Porker
House made red sauce base topped with a cheese blend of mozzarella and provolone, ham, pepperoni, Italian sausage, and bacon
$18
$19
The Bearded Chicken
Saucy Goat and BBQ pizza sauce base topped with a blend of Monterey Jack and Cheddar cheese, smoked chicken, bacon, red onion, & goat cheese, finished with sour cream and BBQ sauce
$19
$15
Oh, You Fancy
Alfredo sauce base topped with mozzarella slices, fire roasted tomatoes, a shake of red pepper flakes, & a cheese blend of mozzarella and provolone, finished with fresh basil
$15
$18
The Sausage Supreme
House made red sauce base topped with a cheese blend of mozzarella and provolone, Italian sausage, green pepper, black olive, tomato, and mushrooms
$18
$12
The Cheese
House made red sauce base topped with a cheese blend of mozzarella and provolone, and sprinkled with parmesan cheese
$12
$19
The Pregnant Lady
House made ranch base topped with a blend of Monterey Jack and Cheddar cheese, bacon, housemade pickles, and pineapple, finished with potato chips, and buffalo drizzle
$19
$15
The Hawaiian
House made red sauce base topped with a cheese blend of mozzarella and provolone, ham, bacon, and pineapple
$15
$19
The Kitchen Sink
Cream cheese base mixed with saucy goat BBQ pizza sauce topped with a blend of Monterey Jack and Cheddar cheese, pepperoni, smoked chicken, bacon, and green pepper, finished with house made house made ranch and honey drizzle
$19
$7
Kids Sized Pizza
House made red sauce base topped with a cheese blend of mozzarella and provolone, with one topping of your choice
$7
$12
Build Your Own Starting at
$12
Base Sauce
•House made red sauce •Alfredo sauce •Cream cheese •Saucy goat BBQ pizza sauce •House made ranch •Garlic olive oil • Beer cheese
Cheese Options
•Monterey Jack & cheddar blend •Provolone & mozzarella blend •Goat cheese
$1
Toppings
•Pineapple •Mushroom •Black olive •Red onion •Green pepper •Sliced mozzarella •Tomato •Fire roasted tomatoes •Fresh basil •Fresh spinach •Pickled jalapeno •Housemade pickles •Fresh iceberg lettuce
$1
$1.50
Meat Toppings
•Pepperoni •Italian Sausage •Ham •Bacon •Smoked Chicken
$1.50
$+1.50
Vegan Cheese
$+1.50
$+3
Gluten Free Crust *CONTAINS DAIRY & EGG*
$+3
$1
Saucy Goat Garlic Dipping Sauce
$1
$1
Housemade Ranch
$1
$1
Honey Ranch
$1
$1
Marinara Sauce
$1
$1
Beard Sauce (BBQ)
$1
$1
Chipotle Ranch
$1
Available Until 3pm
$8
Spicy Sunrise
Toasted bagel with chorizo, egg, fire roasted tomatoes, & mozzarella cheese, finished with fresh spinach
$8
$8
Bacon Baby
Toasted bagel with cream cheese, bacon, and egg, topped with house made chipotle ranch
$8
$6
Pizza Bagel
Toasted bagel with house made red sauce, pepperoni, and mozzarella cheese
$6
$8
Summer Sunset
Toasted bagel with cream cheese, tomato, red onion, and goat cheese, topped with fresh basil & microgreens
$8
$7
BLT
Toasted bagel with bacon, topped with shredded lettuce, & tomato, finished with house made chipotle ranch
$7
$8
BLAT
Toasted bagel with bacon, topped with avocado, shredded lettuce, & tomato, finished with saucy goat garlic sauce
$8
$7
Sausage Egg and Cheese
Toasted bagel with sausage, egg, and a blend of Monterey jack and Cheddar cheese, finished with saucy goat garlic sauce
$7
$8
Haas Queen!!!
Toasted bagel with cream cheese, smashed avocado, tomato, finished with microgreens, everything bagel seasoning, & a balsamic glaze, served open-faced
$8
$7
Very Berry Bagel
Toasted bagel with cream cheese, strawberries, & blueberries, finished with cinnamon sugar, served open-faced
$7
$4
Bagel and Cream Cheese
$4
$+3
Add chips and fountain drink
$+3
$+2
Sub chips for fresh fruit
$+2
Featuring muffins from The Tennessee Dough Boys. Available Until 3pm
$4.50
Banana Nut Muffin (CONTAINS NUTS)
$4.50
$4.50
Banana Nut Muffin (CONTAINS NUTS)
With chocolate chips
$4.50
$4.50
Blueberry Muffin
With streusel topping
$4.50
$4.50
Pumpkin Muffin
With cream cheese frosting
$4.50
$4.50
Pumpkin Muffin
With chocolate chips and cream cheese frosting
$4.50
Featuring dessert skillets from The Tennessee Dough Boys
$8
Chocolate Brownie Sundae Skillet
Rich chocolate brownie skillet topped with vanilla ice cream and chocolate sauce drizzle
$8
$8
Chocolate Chip Cookie Sundae Skillet
Chocolate chip cookie skillet topped with vanilla ice cream and chocolate sauce drizzle
$8
$5
Root Beer Float
A classic root beer float with craft brewed Abita root beer and two scoops of vanilla ice cream
$5
$6
Affa"Goat"o
Double shot of espresso poured over 2 scoops of vanilla ice cream
$6
Signature Lattes
$6.50
16oz
Served hot or iced (our signature lattes are served with whole milk *milk substitutes available* with a double shot of espresso)
$6.50
• Blackberry Lavender Latte
• Caramel Bourbon Latte
• White Cherry Mocha
• Cafe Cubano Latte
• Dark Chocolate Mocha
• White Chocolate Mocha
• Chai Latte
• Sweet Matcha Latte
• Bees Knees Cinnamon Honey Latte
$5
• Cafe Latte
$5
$7
• Seasonal Lattes
$7
$+1.50
Alternative Milk Choices
Almond milk, oat milk. breve
$+1.50
$+.50
Optional Coffee Toppings
Whipped cream, cold foam
$+.50
Our Syrups
Caramel bourbon, vanilla, blackberry, lavender, caramel, hazelnut, cherry, mango, raspberry, peach, orange, seasonal syrups, dark chocolate sauce, white chocolate sauce, and caramel sauce
Hand Crafted Beverages
$3
Iced Fruit Tea
Raspberry, strawberry, blackberry, mango, or peach
$3
$3
Iced Black Tea
$3
$5.25
Hot Chocolate
$5.25
$5.50
The Flying Goat
Fizzy fruit energy drink
$5.50
$3.75
Americano
$3.75
$2.75
Craft Brewed Abita Root Beer
Made with real cane sugar
$2.75
$3.75
Cold Brew with Cream
$3.75
$5.50
Handcrafted Cream Soda
Ask barista for flavor recommendations
$5.50
$3
Fountain Drink
$3
Refreshers
$5.50
The Starry Night
A floral blackberry lavender fizz with coconut milk and a hint of mischief
$5.50
$5.50
Summer Crush
A kick of summer with a strawberry basil lemonade
$5.50
$5.50
The Greenhouse
A sweet and tangy matcha lemonade
$5.50
$5.50
The Kissing Booth
Pucker up for a honey apple dill spritzer
$5.50
ALLERGY INFORMATION
Our house-made pizza dough is free from eggs, dairy, and nuts.
Our gluten-free pizza crust is free of gluten but contains dairy and eggs.
DISCLAIMER:
Our gluten free pizzas are prepared using dedicated utensils and trays, but they are cooked in the same kitchen as our regular pizzas. While we take precautions to avoid cross-contamination, we cannot guarantee our pizzas are 100% free of gluten. We also have menu items containing walnuts. If you have a food allergy or special dietary requirements, please inform a member of staff or ask for more information.
Check out some of our menu items below!
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Seasonal Drink (Changes Monthly)
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The Smokehouse Salad
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The Spicy Sunrise Bagel
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Chocolate Chip Cookie Sundae Skillet
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The Bees Knees Latte
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The Drama Queen Flatbread
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The Kaisley
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Bravazzi Slushie
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Banana Nut Muffin
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The Crazy Ex
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White Chocolate Mocha
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The Porker
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The Summer Sunset Bagel
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The Starry Night
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The Mean Girl Flatbread
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The Bearded Chicken
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Root Beer Float
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The Sausage Supreme